PUGGY1

"potato"



In My Own Words:
I grew up in the dirt.with many family menbers and friends,just like the waltons lol. learned my family values there,they have stayed with me.then moved to the city and became a little wiser.I can be dressed up or server plain.An a little older with no roots of my own but would like one.this potato is solid and white skined.This potato enjoys getting out and doing stuff but has a dry sence of humor.If your looking for a snack put me back,I am looking for a home not a motel.So have dinner with me and see what comes with this potato for side dishes.

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I'm posting Potato Guy in honour of my trip to Prince Edward Island.

NIMBLE9

"Goes down easy comes up smooth."




In My Own Words:
Help me help you.
"That was the best," she said. I didnt know whether to believe her, it wasn't the first time.

MISS 26

"I like hot guys"



In My Own Words:
II have a very dry sense of humor but it's a good sense of humor. For example, I was laughing out loud by myself on the subway and I think it scared the schoolgirl next to me, and that only made me laugh harder.

Honest to a fault.

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I think this woman is insane, she actually spelled out the words "laughing out loud."

NICK S4

"Are you ready beautyful? ;)"





In My Own Words:
Hi girls, that is weird to use the online dating services, it sounds like ok! anyway! Here I am and I will get the best of it. Are you like ready to get crazy... your looking for some fun and simple pleasure? I did not find the one that make me up to do everything, it might be you beautyful, honny! I guess this is the right place, I do sound like a newspapaer small announcement in the section; for sale. Ok you can take it that way, I am looking to make you smile, make you feel hot, sexy and warmy! If youre ready, just get ready, send me an email, i wanna hear from you and we will go from there to...who knows, lets give us a chance, youll fast find out that it was the right choice...i am pretty sure! you have read the text so thats a good start, now, thats up to you!

P.S: Sorry for the Fench accent and the huge fish on the picture, was the only one available for now!! haha!

HENRY59

"Ask me about my favorite fetish!!! The name is the same on Y!"



In My Own Words:
I hope getting a chance too, would be a wonderful surprise for me. I'm looking forward to be successful! Thanks for any message from all the nice ladies around my home!
I wonder why attached men don't have a chance.

LOVE336

"looking for a cool man"




In My Own Words:
My friends would describe me as...as a good person

My ideal date is...to do what i have being advise to do

The feature that captures my attention the most is...is love

In our spare time my ideal mate and I would...like to advise my lover.

I could never live without...kids,romacing,reading e.t.c

My greatest guilty pleasure is...kidness to others

I appreciate the...partner that care about me and my families in the terms of condition.

SWELLUSERNAME

"But you write such pretty words..."




In My Own Words:
Let's make cupcakes!!!

I like sitting on the bench by the highway with my friend Travis and waving at the traffic.

I like taking polaroids and giving them cryptic titles/captions.

I like writing music. recording music. performing music. listening to music. hitting people with musical instruments.

I like cute and cuddly. I like dark and twisted.

I like robots and cowboys and ninjas and astronauts and pirates and monsters.

I like rainy days-- I like cold days-- This sometimes produces snow (which I coincidentally like).

I like practically every artistic field.

I like nerdy things like classic era video games, sci-fi, computers, and retro-technology in general.

I like to write- especially short stories. Particularly to people who are easily bored.

I like going on walks. I like walking on goes. I walk liking go ons.

I like girls. Sort of.

I'm a very giving person. My happiness is generally derived from trying to make others happy. So I appreciate someone who has opinions of their own and is willing to tell me what I can do to help make them happier.

I am keen on the simpler elements of a relationship (snugglin by the fire, snugglin under the stars, snugglin while on the run from giant evil mantis-people, etc.) I try my best to make things fun and eventful, but I have no problem with just laying around.

creative girl + intellect + wit = indescribably beautiful

An excellent sense of humor is very important to me... I dig off-the-wall girls. Quirky is cute.

However, dating is not my primary objective here... Should the opportunity arise, I woudn't be completely opposed, but I am more interested in movie-mates, baking-buddies, thriftstore-teamsters, concert-confidants, or any other alliterated combination of activity-accomplice type persons of a friendly nature... They don't exactly have a "friendship" category on this site. Join me and together we will rule the universe!

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Join me, and together we will rule the Planet of the Cupcakes.

NOSPEL

"are good men ment to be alone?"



In My Own Words:
hello my name is lee and i live out in plant city. i have a house and work in the IT field writing softwere for a major company in Tampa.

i am hoping to find a good woman that knows what love is. I have faults but i know that and try to work arond them, but then who does not have faults. If you like who i am and can accept me for who i am then we are off to a good start.

i am a open minded indavidual that is a bit of a computer geek but with my job that is expeted. I have had a facention with airplanes since i was 6 weeks old thanks to my dads incuragment. I got my pilot licence back in 2003 have not been abel to fly much last year but hopping this year will be better.

I started taking karate lessons at the end of 2003, it has helped me mentaly as well as physicaly and continue to work out 2 to 3 days a week.

so now comes you descision point, you are thinking " do i send him a smile and see if he likes me by writing me?" be brave smile at me its free. if you have a filled out profile you are more likly to get a response as i have something to go on. pic is nice but not nessary for me to respond. i am looking for a person to be a companion for a long time. looks fade in time but the soul will be stong a lot longer.

good luck to all and rember to smile when walking down the street never know who is falling in love with you.

lee

JOHNNIE8

"Gift wrapping included......."



In My Own Words:
I am not very picture friendly..lol..(my eyes have been known at times to be shut,my mouth talking,etc.....Have been told by many that i look much,much better in person....lol....)So this pic can work in my favour....It's kinda like telling your parents to expect C's on your upcoming primary report card only to show the B's..lol....a bit of reverse psychology.....So if we ever get to the coffee part you might be mildly surprised!!.....Now gettin to the coffee part......hmmmmmmmm. About me ,here goes....I'm a very strong and sweet person. Considered by most to be tall,dark and handsome ... somewhat shy at the beginning. I always lead by example and live by the virtuses -kindness,happiness and doing the right thing everytime. Lastely, I have a funny streak to go along with my laid back style.I start the day with a smile & laugh and generally try to end it that way............never too serious,but can be. Looking for an attractive lady whose somewhat shy(maybe reserved would be a better word - i.e. nobody who gets hammered and then starts dancing on wedding tables......lol....whose non-materialistic....lol) and slim to average build.......whose not a party girl......!!!!!......I'm a nice guy looking for a nice girl............no resumes required!!!!!!.........lol.......I can cook and can put my dishes away also(so I'm not looking for a mother figure.......lol)..........need i say more.........I believe for every King there is a Queen..Now this is only a generalization and I realize that there is no perfect woman out there.....so the more pluses in your favour the better!!!......Feel free to send a backstage pass also.....as it would be fair because i have produced a pic of myself!!...Best of Luck to all!!!!......If you like good surprises.....drop me a line!!!.......Ciao

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Final LOL count: 7 LOLs.

SEXYINGEENS

"Is Your Name Geens?"




In My Own Words:
Looking for someone to named geen to feel. Are you that one? Let me know if you are interested as I like to be filled too!

TALLFRIEND12

"How good is Your Aim? get me there too"




In My Own Words:
is your soul like a unicorn, steady, pure of deed and thought, a thing so precious and free, sought after by many, touched by few.

(PS if your interested in talking i've credit and will spend it all i ask is you send me a smile, and be willing to email me back once i talk with you.)

hidden within me is a soul pure and true, a thought, a deed, scared of the world, of emotions, showing few, feeling many. Ah but willing to communicate, and talk with you and express myself in word and deed, take a chance and let me earn your trust,
if nothing more chat with me and learn more about me, maybe all we seek is the same thing expressed thru different words and expressions, friendships will beget love and relationships. nothing is instant.

if there is hidden magic in the world, would we truly wish to seek it to grasp it, for fear that we might actually find it, and not want it to be free, that it will dwindle to nothing by seeking it and holding it within us?

(bow with a tip of an imaganairy hat)

SOGNO80

"I m looking for the one"



In My Own Words:
I m downtoheart woman.I like to have a family to look for .I respectfull husband and friend forever..............I will tell you later.......

OLE CANDY MAN

"A mind once stretched by an idea, never again regains its original dimension ;)"


In My Own Words:
Welcome to Candyland. I will advise you that Ole Candy Man has the spontaneity of a child, coupled with high intensity, that enhances with age. The balance of my traits will be in direct relation to what you project and/or want to experience. To me life is a large sexual experience just begging to be explored. You are its director. Open minded and fueled by our chemistry, where will it take us?

NICE_GUY 1965

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression, picture required for a response fairs fai"

In My Own Words:
I’m a gentleman who has recently turned 40 years young, brown hair, green eyes and 5’10 in the morning but 5’9 at night. I have a stalky build and try to work out when time permits but my career limits this. I have an established career and work ethic which provides an above average lifestyle. I’ve been married before and have 3 wonderful children who live with their mother. I don’t like game players as I’m not one myself and believe in sincerity, honesty and compassion. I’m well mannered and traveled extensively and intrigued with other cultures and countries. I enjoy skiing, water skiing, boating, fishing, movies, fine dining, cooking, going for walks, country drives, weekend getaways and spending time with family and friends. I believe in being considerate to others, and don’t like to be offensive. If asked my friends would describe me and sincere and kind and a good listener. I like to get silly at times and enjoy being playful with that someone special. I like all types of women but seem to attract average to slim figured women. I am looking for that someone special to spend the rest of my life with.

I’m looking for a woman not a girl, someone who occupies my thoughts throughout the days and is my dreams at night. Someone who is understanding and sincere and is willing to work through the little problems that life provides. I am looking for someone who likes to be and feel sexy. Someone who can like to be outgoing in the day but likes to cuddle on the couch at night. Someone who thinks a relationship is special and is willing to put 100% into it. And ladies I do like chick flicks and sometimes get just as emotional as you. I want a woman who doesn’t mind social drinking but doesn’t become loud or aggressive when they had to many, this is a big turnoff.


I have a lot to offer for that right someone and am dedicated to being happy…..so if you think your right for me send me a smile and lets get to know each other.
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Blah, blah, blah... I just like the part where he shrinks an inch over the course of an average day.

CHALLENGE

"A subtle glance at the clock…..9:27 into the night. The warmth of the ebony sky washing over him…."


In My Own Words:
It seems to be so easy for some, drifting in and out of so called "relationships" without careful thought and deliberation; they so dread the thought of discovering who they really are, that a willingness to subjugate their own identity and perspective are readily adhered to rather than face the prospect of "being alone".
The woman of choice counters this depiction, she is cognizant of both her strengths and weaknesses and embraces them in order to learn and grow. She is not a typical woman, intelligent, introspective, dynamic, a wicked sense of humour, unique in her complexities, she relishes the art of conversation and can appreciate the subtext that life has to offer, but is so often missed.
As one can appreciate there is no list or formula one can employ on this quest, however to be fair, chemistry is that fleeting intangible coupled with our own sense of visual beauty. She inherently values life and the world around her, intellectually sound, passionate, and intense at times, physically very slim, healthy and “sans” children.
Some may find her intimidating, confident and unabashedly secure, yet herein lays the paradox, to a precious few she sometimes chooses to reveal herself as a " little girl at heart".
We've both been treading water far too long.
Swim this way.

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I think I'm gonna inhale a bunch of water and choke to death because I'm laughing so hard.